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(sigh)
Anyway,
it doesn't start from watching our videos.
Not just watching videos,
we have no choice but to do it.
Is anyone here, Heidi?
I'm sure there is.
Watch our 19 minute videos.
There's gotta be someone.
Even if you don't watch it, you'll know?
Maybe I won't know. I'll go back.
(laughs)
Let's do it!
When we meet viewers of Tokai One,
Wow, he really loves Tokai One,
He knows too much about it, it's creepy,
you might think like that?
Some people know it well.
Although we actually do it ourselves, we only have knowledge of "Oh, was there such a thing?", and we sometimes think "Why are they more familiar with it than we are?", don't you think?
That's true.
Why do you think so, Tetsuya-san?
Because you do it yourself and you remember it because you did it, and you've seen it as a work many times, isn't the way you remember different?
No.
No, it's different.
What do you mean by "different" recently?
We think what we are doing is stupid.
Oh, is that so?
I'm happy that some people appreciate it, but...
Can we just say "It's not good if you don't remember stupid things"?
Oh, so please reflect on it for a moment.
Yes, so now you're going to watch a stupid video, so please remember the content of it well.
Yes.
Stupid video
Good morning.
I'm Mamoru Kazana, a fourth year student of the Department of Chemistry at the University of Osaka.
Let's get serious!
I'm Gazelle, a professor of Chemistry at the University of Osaka.
Nice to meet you!
Today, we're going to give a name to a place called Okazaki City in Aichi Prefecture.
I'd like you to give me a little unusual name.
That's right.
Can I give you a name?
It's big.
It's like you've discovered a star.
So, right now, we have a fragrant cup here.
This looks good!
Let's go walk in the cup.
Oh!
Where is it?
Look at this! This looks good!
How about this?
How about using a cup made by Makoto Shinkai?
It doesn't go well with salt.
My favorite cup is...
This one.
Why is it your favorite cup?
Because it's erotic!
Professor, is it erotic?
Yes, it's erotic.
It's erotic.
It's because it's the most erotic.
That's true.
It's nice that it says "weon weon," right?
Let's look into it.
Let's look into it!
Professor, I like erotism.
It's so spiritual.
How is it?
Oh, it's small.
It's a leaf, but you can't tell anything.
Let's listen to the voice.
The voice of a fish?
Yes.
This is something only you can do.
Listening to the voice of a fish.
It's like sticking your ear to this asphalt and listening.
Yeah, you can't stick it.
It's too cold.
I think you're weird.
Can you hear me this well?
Is that so?
Can you hear me this well?
I can hear you better.
But if your voice is like this...
What will you do?
I'll lie down.
It's strange.
You went through such a fate and left it like this.
You haven't experienced such a fate yet, Saka.
I get that impression.
It's not like you at all.
It's pouring down.
It's a name of something.
What's in it?
You'll be surprised when you hear my name.
It's a name of a hill, isn't it?
This hill is...
"Destiny Virgin Hill".
You haven't experienced such a fate yet.
It's such a ugly hill.
I see.
There are still many hills waiting for you, Saka.
Let's move on.
This hill is called "Tatsumigaoka Hill".
Is "Tatsumigaoka Hill" a park?
Yes, it is. It's a big park.
This way.
Is this a hill?
Yes, it is.
It's an artificial hill.
But it's also a hill.
Is it also artificial?
No, it's not.
It's an artificial hill.
Yes, it is.
What kind of hill is "Tatsumigaoka Hill"?
Many people said it's a shopping district.
But they told me to move on.
So...
I see. You have such a past.
You're right.
I don't think so, Okazaki.
I don't think so.
I don't think there is such a history.
Well...
All right.
I've decided on this name.
What did you say?
Well...
You sounded like you didn't know anything about it.
I don't know if I'm telling you the truth or not.
But you sounded like you were trying to make it like a golf course.
No, I'm not trying to make it like a golf course.
I don't know what will happen if I make such a hill like a golf course.
But I can't make it like a difficult course.
So...
I won't make it like a difficult course.
I have such a past.
So...
The name of this hill is...
"Contractual Milk Filling Hill".
I see.
So you didn't make it like a contractual hill?
No, I didn't make it like a contractual hill.
I lost it.
All right.
Let's move on.
Shall we go south?
What's that?
Oh, teacher.
You know...
I forgot it.
I'll tell you later.
What are you doing?
What is this pond called?
It's called "Masahira".
"Ikejimu"...
A grammar teacher named this pond "Ikejimu".
Oh, really?
He named it.
Let's go up.
Oh, I see. It's Sakamoto-kyu.
Kyu-do! Kyu-do! Kyu!
I remember Sakamoto-kyu used to sing "Let's walk facing up" here.
And I thought it would be dangerous to walk facing up.
Yes, it's dangerous to walk like this.
It's safer to look down at an angle.
That's what Sakamoto-kyu thinks.
This hill is...
Diagonal down hill.
Oh, it's decided. It's in front of us.
What are you doing?
Why?
Sensei, Sensei, um...
Which one?
Oh, good. Can I walk up a little?
Yes, yes, yes.
I can feel the hill just by walking.
Ah!
Ah...
- What are you doing? - Let's go!
- Let's go, everyone! - What is this?
- I am... - It's really long.
- The king! - It's really long.
- I am the king! Can't you see this gate?
- I am... the king! - Are you okay, professor?
- I am the king of this place! - It's really long.
- I climbed all these huge hills and stood at such a high place like this.
- I feel like a king now.
- This place is related to a king.
- It's a nice name.
- It's "knee-painful hill emperor".
- It's not an emperor!
- "knee-painful hill emperor".
- It's not an emperor.
- There are about ten people living here.
- It's a huge hill. Look at this!
- It's already transmitted.
- It's amazing. - This is...
- This is something. - This is something.
- It's called "pineapple" in the hill world.
- Can we put coffee cups one by one?
- There are quite a lot of coffee cups. - Can we put coasters and things like that?
- Isn't it better not to put coasters?
- It's dangerous. - We're always in the middle of it.
- This is a nightmare.
- Is it the most popular one? - It's the most popular one.
- Oh, it's coming out.
- It's coming out. - It's been cut.
- What? - It's a new one. - What happened, professor?
- It's called "heartbreak hill".
- I just...
- I just hit my liver.
- "Heartbreak hill" version 2.0!
- Yay!
- It's a hill where you accidentally hit your neighbor or yourself in the liver.
I'd like you to walk around and see it once.
And I hope that the experience of having someone next to you eat your liver will enrich your life.
Be careful of the sick hole!
How about now, teacher? Isn't this enough?
That would be very helpful!
Well, everyone, remember the master's name!
Please remember!
Wow, it's difficult!
Did you think so?
I thought it would be difficult.
What did you think of that video?
I thought it would be difficult.
No, no, I thought it would be stupid.
I thought it would be stupid.
So, even though that video was stupid, I dared to make it about 20 minutes long.
I made it a story that everyone would be bored with.
The second half was really tough.
Well, for now, that's it for today.
What?
When I say "Ah!", about three or four months later, I'll say "Ah!" again.
Really?
I didn't know that.
I didn't know you were a new character.
What are you talking about?
Gassel.
Why is it Gassel?
Let's get together! Everyone!
Let's get together!
Everyone!
Let's get together!
What is this place?
Hey! Who are you guys in white clothes?
Everyone!
Let's get together!
Everyone! All of you!
Please go away!
Go away! Everyone in white clothes!
Everyone in white clothes.
It's okay if you're naked.
Everyone, do you remember this story?
Then, let's go to the hill.
What?
Hill?
Hill.
Oh! Hill!
Right, teacher?
The hill.
Everyone, do you remember it?
What is that?
There was a time like that.
It's already in the rainy season.
When there were about three people, it was already in the rainy season.
Then, why is that person in white clothes there?
It's already in the rainy season.
Why is he there?
Teacher, please guide everyone immediately.
By the way, what was your name, teacher?
Kyukobai...
45 degrees or something like that.
Kyukobai Gassel teacher.
Gassel!
Then, let's go!
Wow! Really!
Wow!
So, although we're in a different place, we've come to the first hill.
Yes!
Kiyokobay-sensei, you did read that this hill also has an episode, didn't you?
Of course I did! That episode was so funny!
What was that?
What was that speech?
Before you said it, you said, "It's like Okinawa."
I know what you're trying to say, but...
I know, but...
So, I think you all remember the name of this hill, so please write it down.
I want to feel you.
What's the difference with this?
So, let's start with you, Shimizu-san!
This hill is...
"Gakizaka".
"Gakizaka"... Well, "gaki" sounds like "zaka" in Japanese, you know?
It's like you're learning something new.
Well, it's near school, you know?
"Gakizaka"...
Um... Tetsuya-san!
Yes?
As you can see, there are a lot of people taking a walk here.
Yes!
Yes, this is... "Madam Hizakudakezaka"!
Hahaha!
Well, it is an old hill, you know?
It's pretty tough, you know?
It's like "kizanakaze".
It's like "kizanakaze", you know?
Well, to be honest...
I'd say you don't remember it at all.
Huh?!
Are you serious?!
I'll say it first, but it's correct.
Are you kidding me?!
I remember it.
How do you remember it?!
Yes, let me see it!
Isn't it "destiny barzhinzaka"?
No, it's not!
I think you were talking about fate over there.
No, I wasn't.
You were!
Well, I'll let you see it anyway.
Mmm!
Ah!
I did it!
Hahaha!
You did that?!
Was it that easy?!
Sensei, when you put your name on that hill, you'll remember it for sure!
Well, whatever.
This hill is...
"destiny barzhinzaka"!
Wow!
It's "destiny barzhinzaka"!
Wow!
You know the answer, don't you?!
No, I don't!
I don't have this video!
It's like you said it for this day!
No, no, no!
Wow!
How do you know?!
Huh?!
I don't have it!
Hahaha!
It doesn't matter!
Hey, you'd be happy if you had it!
Hahaha!
If you remember it like that!
Well, I'll give you a little hint from the next part.
I'll show you a little of the video up to that point.
Oh!
Ah, you're right!
Hello!
I heard you were filming.
Hahaha!
You don't have to come!
I'm filming right now.
I'm in the way!
Well, you know...
The leaves in the back are pretty big, aren't they?
Yeah!
I don't know if it's wood or grass.
This is going to be a kickstart quiz, isn't it?
Yeah!
Hahaha!
It's like Totoro!
Yeah, it's like Totoro!
You're all wet!
Hahaha!
You're all wet!
Of course I am!
I'm getting better and better now!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait!
A neighbor lady said...
Oh, a neighbor lady said...
A neighbor lady said... "This fish's name is..."
Can you tell me?
What? What? What?
No, I mean...
Teacher!
"Doryoku-saka" (hard-working fish)
There's a fish like that!
Teacher!
Teacher, you said it's not a name-less fish!
You're the one who's saying it's like that!
Second question!
I'm sure you've seen it now.
It's that hill over there.
It's on the right-hand side of you.
It's where you can go up and down a little.
I don't think it really has a name.
It doesn't!
Right, teacher?
It doesn't!
For now, you all have zero points.
Let's work hard from now on.
Huh? Huh?
Did you get robbed?
No, no...
"Doryoku-saka" (hard-working fish)
"Doryoku-saka" ( hard-working fish)
There used to be a shopping street here.
But it's been taken over.
It's a shame.
There used to be a shopping street here.
Is it true?
Is it this way?
Is this the second one?
No, actually, it's not the second one.
It is!
This is the third one, right?
It's the third one.
Wow! It's the third one!
That's why I thought it was sunny.
By the way, the second hill is the one behind me.
Oh, this one?
Oh, it's the hill where people in white clothes are climbing right now.
Why is it coming back like a sample?
Okay, so please look at it from Shimizu-san.
Tachinoki Ichimonrashi Hill
What happened here?
Do you remember what kind of episode it was?
Well, I think it was in a shopping district.
Well, the jiajia came and all the shopkeepers in the shopping district here became Ichimonrashi.
Yeah, well, it melted.
Well, Ryo-san.
Yes, "Keyakusho Gyunyubitashizaka".
Oh, oh, Tetsuya-san.
I think it's "Keyakusho Gyunyubitashizaka".
Oh, that one!
I was wondering what "bisho-bisho" meant here, too.
I didn't know the word "bitashizaka" existed.
Well, here's the answer.
Well, I'll stop it.
I had a past like that.
The hill was there, wasn't it?
Yes, the hill was there.
The will of the hill is enough to convey human memories.
So, the name of this hill is "Keyakusho Gyunyubitashizaka".
Wow!
It's "bitashizaka"!
Tetsuya-san, you got one point!
I did it!
Wow!
But I really remember "golf course".
Basically, when you're asked to remember something, it's easier to remember by talking about it.
It's better to tie it up, right?
But milk comes out of it.
It's scary.
The more you tie it up, the more it comes out of it.
The meaning is too hard.
By the way, as I said earlier, the second question was "isn't this a hill?"
Do you remember this one?
I don't know.
I don't know this one, either.
Then, Kiyukobo-sensei, please tell us.
It's "edagemohikanzaka", isn't it?
It's "kateeterzaka".
I know it!
If you said it, I wouldn't say it.
I see.
I feel like I know it, too.
This quiz is tough.
The third question!
It's a long one.
Please write down the name of this hill.
The atmosphere of this game is different from other games.
It's interesting.
There are a lot of grass.
I think an old man is sitting next to me.
Excuse me, sir. I'm shooting a video.
I'm sorry.
Why are you coming from outside?
Why are you coming in?
I'm glad you said that.
This hill is said to have been visited by a famous person of that family.
He said, "It's dangerous to look up and it's dangerous to walk."
That's the only word left.
He said, "It's dangerous to look up and it's dangerous to walk."
What?
He said, "It's dangerous to look up and it's dangerous to walk."
I'll show you the rest of the time.
I'm running out of time.
If you're running out of time, you'll be like that.
Me?
Have you seen it?
It's a red-eared bullfrog.
It's been a while since I saw it.
It's dangerous to look up and it's dangerous to walk.
You can leave it here.
It's dangerous to look up and it's dangerous to walk.
It's painful to say you have to kill it.
It's not his fault.
I'll kill you next time.
Let's start with Tetsuya.
There was a word I didn't know about it.
Takamoto class warming gamma knife slope
Really?
"Majirikke no" is incorrect.
"No Majikke"?
Ryo.
Diamond Hill Diagonally Down
It's like this.
It's diagonal and diagonal.
It's overlapping.
It's different.
It's not safe to look up and it's dangerous to walk up.
It's safer to look diagonally down, right?
"Diagonally downward"?
That's what you thought when you were at Teisaka, right?
Yes Yes
And it's dangerous to walk.
Oh, it's decided! The name is decided!
This slope
Diagonal slope diagonally down
Diagonardan Hill
Congratulations, Ryo!
Wow!
It's a little different, but almost.
One point!
Seriously, I don't care if I fail.
Did you really look up the city rules?
But I know the first slope.
Really?
Let's do two more!
Yes!
The fourth one!
I think it's quite a long way to the top here.
What will happen if I run up this all at once?
It's a slope that was born from the comment.
Just so, there's an old man at the bottom of the hill.
Just because I'm here.
Uncle, please run up here!
Run up!
I get in and move in.
Wow that's amazing
Dangerous
My tip is gone
I don't know
And that was the hint.
Now, let's start with Toshimichi-san.
Meat separation, Tenderloin fish
Meat separation
Tenderloin
Tezuya-san.
Youthful old man running old man fish
Don't pinch me with your old man
I've done it twice
I don't know anymore
Ryo-san, you seemed confident.
I think I'm right
Yes, let's see.
Knee hurting fish, emperor
What?
Wow, what?
Isn't it red?
I think it's possible.
King and queen are related
It's a nostalgic name.
Knee hurting fish, emperor
It's true.
Amazing.
Why?
It's too amazing.
You didn't write it as if you were going to remove it.
I said it's impossible.
On the contrary, I remembered it the most.
It's like this.
The next one is the last one.
The next question is also irregular.
It's like a battery.
Yes, it is.
Please tell us the first question.
The first one is "ka".
Ka
I didn't mean to ask you.
Ka
The last one is this one.
It's amazing.
It's like an old shop.
It's amazing.
The finisher doesn't go up, so it's a complete failure.
Finisher?
That's why it's round.
Yes, it is.
There is an old hill in the countryside.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm in the middle of training.
I'm in the middle of training. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I really didn't think you'd steal it.
There are people like this. Really.
There are all kinds of adults.
Now, listen to me.
I don't think you can guess this, so I'll give you a pretty big hint.
A certain famous hill is also completely mixed up.
Famous hill?
Did you get it?
Then, from Tochimichi-san.
Kariosuka's gravity Zenigata's Taiho's hill.
What?
Gravity is crazy.
This is bad.
Gravity, right?
Gravity Zenigata's Taiho's hill.
Gravity Zenigata's what?
What are you doing?
Don't stand against the site and make a fool of yourself.
Etsuya-kun.
Kaguriko Hill.
Koguriko Kaguriko Hill.
Mark Zuckerberg.
Be quiet!
Be human.
I'm not that rude.
Tell me the correct answer.
It's not correct.
Here you go.
Kanibasami Gymnastics Hill Version 2.
See?
I see.
Isn't it Version 2?
I don't know!
I wanted to do some kind of gymnastics in the video.
Then, I'll say it before I announce it.
A hill that breaks your heart.
Yes, yes, yes.
That was...
I spilled my liver.
A hill that spills your liver.
Version 2.0.
Yeah!
A hill that spills your liver.
Version 2.0.
Yeah!
I see.
Kanibasami Gymnastics Hill isn't funny at all.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't do any gymnastics at all.
I didn't do anything at all.
That's all for today.
What was it?
What was it, Mr. Ryukobai?
What was it?
It's my line.
It was only six months ago.
Even if you remember it well,
There are people who can remember it and people who can't remember it.
I thought I'd bring it to that conclusion.
Wait a minute, Mr. Ryukobai.
Don't you need it?
That's a big "up".
Either way, I think you're wrong.
What?
I can't remember it like this.
You said you could remember it, so you remembered it.
If you say you can't remember it like this, it's terrible.
If you say you can do it and you can do it, you'll have a hard time.
I don't look at my calendar at all.
What?
I remember pretty much everything.
You have a lot of notes.
I don't use a lot of notes, either.
You have a lot of notes.
I'm pretty special.
I remember a lot about my schedule.
Schedule?
Yes, it's out.
New discovery.
This is interesting.
It's interesting.
But it's only about my schedule.
That's why it was a walk video.
If you have any memory-related projects, let's do it.
Thank you for your hard work today.
Thank you very much, sir.
After all, you were there all the time.
I feel like you guys were there all the time.